Found on Layla's menu :)
Day 6: Me
I wish there was some way to write this that would do it justice.
Backstory:
I'm tired. No, not tired... exhausted. I'm running on no more than 4 hours of sleep a night and it's starting to catch up to me. I passed "functionally tired", hung out in Zombieland earlier today, and tonight finally reached my final destination: delirium. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
It should be noted that Brynn is the funniest person alive. Also the most frustrating, but DEFINITELY the funniest.
Nathan had drill today, so when he told me he would be leaving the base in an hour, we decided to surprise him and meet him downtown at his favorite place for dinner. It may seem obvious, but incase you don't know... we are a three ring circus.
While waiting for Nathan to get there, Cale decided he did not want to go inside. Since we HAD to go inside, he made his unhappiness very well-known by hiding under the table and beating his seat with chopsticks. Meanwhile, Brynn pulled a *second* pack of fruit snacks from her boot. She had done so at church, as well. I never dreamed there would be another. She also pulled out a business card belonging to someone I don't know, a silly band, and a picture she colored of Jesus while exclaiming, "I tried to make Jesus look like me, but I can't get rid of that mustache!". Layla randomly rolled her shoulders and arms and threw her hands in the air. When I asked why, she said she was trying to see if she could look like that blow up guy she saw at the car lot one day. And we all cheered wildly when Anna Gray decided it was a good time to show off her new talent: clapping.
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THREE.RING.CIRCUS.
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Our server brought us an appetizer that we didn't order, on the house, and thanked Nathan for his service- his dad was retired from the Air Force. An older gentleman came over to shake Nathan's hand. When he did, he put more than enough money in it to cover our dinner. We tried to politely decline, but he insisted. When the server returned with our bill, his manager had taken 25% off.
I feel like there was some kind of lesson or message in the timing and I'm missing it. Whatever the reason, it was nice. Really, really nice. And we so enjoyed our time at dinner. I had tears running down my face from laughing so hard!
It never calmed down. It never does! At the end of our meal, we divvied up fortune cookies. Before I even had mine opened, Layla shook her fist in the air and yelled way too loudly, "Curse you, fortune cookie!!!!". I still have no idea why.
As we buckled in the car, Brynn sighed..."Time to shut this party down." She was referring to herself. I laughed and told her I often wondered what was in her head. She responded, "No problem, I'll tell you. God and Footloose. You know, Footloose?" (Singing) Loose! Footloose! Pick up a golden goose!".
Ooooh my. MUCH needed comic relief from my littles tonight.












