Some more snipits from First Grade Journal

Oh my word. I wish I could be inside her head!

Dear first grade journal,
I'm a kid and I should not have a job. This is why- I am not an old granny! There I said it.
Your friend,
Layla

Dear first grade journal,
Today really was an ants life! I woke up and I felt really weird. I was an ant! And I was smaller than a rock. And I know just what to do I just have to act like an ant.
Your friend,
Layla

Dear first grade journal,
The other night I saw a twinkling star. I closed my eyes to make a wish. I wish that I was a fairy. I wished it because Tinkerbell is small. Other things I would wish is I wish I would be queen of the city. And I wish I had a fish. And a bunny.
Your friend,
Layla

Dear first grade journal,
Have you ever lost a tooth? I have. Let me tell you what happened. I was resling (wrestling) with my uncle. Then I fell on the floor and my tooth came out. And guess what, it was at Disney World! And Tinkerbell came not the tooth fairy! (true story)
Your friend,
Layla

Dear Mommy and Daddy,
I know that you don't think I should buy a phone. I think I should buy a phone and this is why- phone's are populer (popular!).
Love,
Layla

Dear Red Ridinghood,
Don't go in the woods and stay away from the wolf. He could kill you! Bring a shotgun.
Your friend,
Layla

Dear first grade journal,
First grade is just to (too) easy for me.
Your friend,
Layla


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