Let me paint a picture for you.
Cale had to potty. Bad.
Now, when Brynn says she needs to potty, she means NOW. And Cale has realized when she starts saying, "I can't waaaiiit!", we all scramble around to get her to a restroom as fast as we can. So, now on occasion, Cale will scream, "I can't waaaiiit!", whether he can or not. Nine times out of ten, he can.
Today was number ten.
On the way home, he says he needs to potty. Okay, almost home.
"I can't waaaaiiiitt!".
After saying it about four times, I realized he really may not be able to. So I pull over, thinking we are about to do the side-of-the-backroad drill, but as soon as I stop, he drops his pants.
I have NO IDEA what his plan was. Whatever it was, it didn't work.
You know in movies when there's a water hose with full water pressure up in the air, slinging about, spraying water everywhere?
Mmmhmmm.
In.my.car.
I was kind of panicking, I mean... there WAS urine spraying
everywhere, but there was absolutely nothing I could do about it! I grabbed an empty cup and attempted to get him to aim, but the poor boy had no control. His water hose was loaded. I'm talking, him (his clothes, his FACE), the door, the ceiling, the seat, his backpack, lunchbox, stuffed seal, the steering wheel, console, my arm. EVERYWHERE.
By the time it was over, I was laughing so hard I couldn't drive. I couldn't really think about what just happened or I would have puked. THANK GOODNESS, I had a can of lysol wipes and a stack of fast food napkins.
I didn't even know what to say.
Except, his future wife is going to love this story someday.
And I can't wait :)